18, lesbian, tx, taken by Colleen<3 I feel like I'm the worst so i always act like I'm the best.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

(via dont-kill-my-vibe-bro)

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2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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(via dadandolya)

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kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via reflecting-ariel)

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'True Blood' star Kristin Bauer van Straten returning to 'Once Upon a Time' for major arc →

Kristin Bauer van Straten has booked a return trip to Once Upon a Time.

EW has learned exclusively that the True Blood alum will reprise her dastardly role as villain Maleficent during the second half of Once’s upcoming season.

Could this mean that Maleficent will be season 4’s other big…

(Source: ouattruelovearmada)

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Alfonso Ribeiro recalls his crazy fan experience 

(Source: starks-o-winterfell, via fuckedupknowledge)

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50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

(via lightningpierre)

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lucyliuism:

i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY

(via mid-sweet-talk)

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(Source: dongwoon, via fckingluv)

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charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

(via mid-sweet-talk)

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true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

aries:so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus:they are fucking nerds.
gemini:defo the random outbursts
cancer:rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo:they're about 4'9"
virgo:they don't want to talk to you at all
libra:weird ass laugh
scorpio:the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius:fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn:creepy fucking smile
aquarius:kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces:p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
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mangowho:

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

(Source: oncebarrowmans, via homicidal-not-suicidal)

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